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Vick Demotivational Poster


I'MA KILLER - and i'm coming for you Mr. Vick




THE BARK KNIGHT -


TAGS: bark knight dogs michael vick
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by DreMagnum

R.S.Jake - March 29, 2010, 1:50 pm
And only about 3000 comments behind #1...go go go! You can do it!
DreMagnum - March 29, 2010, 1:45 pm
Dont mind this one, just being #2 in comments
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 12:38 am
He burned brightly.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 12:35 am
See there he is.
agdaniele - December 31, 2009, 9:15 pm
Come on, noobs... welcome to Motifake and all, but PLEASE take more than 20 seconds per poster... I'm approving things I normally wouldn't... just so the new posters don't slow to a trickle. Please try harder!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 10:41 am
go back to your glory hole job Tosser
tosser - December 29, 2009, 10:40 am
You are a disgrace to humanity, and therefore you must kill yourself immeadiatley. No, really!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:56 pm
Secondly... those who 1L only the top 5. You look at the posters submitted before and after them, and that user hasn't voted on them... just 1L'd the top 5. That's not cool.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:55 pm
I've explained to many that I'm not going all, as you put it, Ges***o. Carpet bombers are not cool. If you're going to carpet bomb someone, start today... and vote 1L on their posters.. just don't carpet bomb their cache.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:50 pm
I'm sure he realizes that you're not like the Ges***o. You're just after the snipers and carpet bombers...and that's a mission we can all get behind.
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:41 pm
Bone is good people... it's more of an issue of overall/general anonymity to him, I'm sure. I have no interest in watching what everyone votes. Just hitting certain abusers. 1L to your heart's content!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 11:27 pm
Odd.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 11:22 pm
Well...that isn't suspicious at all.
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:21 pm
If you really want to stop the 1L madness then stop all voting!
BoneCD - December 21, 2009, 11:19 pm
Great! I think that you're all out of F'n control and Big Brother is upon us. Good luck with all that!
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Nah... just the most recent. Same IP 1L'd my two last night... and again now. Not bright.
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:50 pm
Relaxing after a final, and reading a book. I'm just that hardcore.
Bartimaeus - December 21, 2009, 10:49 pm
That's charitable of you, Random...perhaps a bit TOO charitable. Where were you on the night of...tonight? jk
MrRandom - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
I'm sure it took some amount of IQ to click on all your posters. The bombers at least have to have that, right?
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:45 pm
If it happens again, I'll ban the IP address, and we'll play a game called "which motifaker isn't here anymore?"
agdaniele - December 21, 2009, 10:44 pm
Got my top ones bombed again. Cool part is, I've now got the IP address. Idiot.
CANADA - December 16, 2009, 12:50 am
PMS strikes again
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:24 am
Aparently, attitude ain't on vacation!
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:23 am
geeeez, somebody needs a beer or something...
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
way*
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:20 am
Sorry bone, but it looks like I will be able to visit here more often than I thought I would before. thanks for the warm welcome by the was....jerk
agdaniele - December 16, 2009, 12:19 am
Back already?
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:17 am
Dre...Dre's not here, he's home for the holidays. Try next week, K.
DreMagnum - December 16, 2009, 12:13 am
Seriously? I leave a less than a week ago, and you spam my poster with 300+ comments? thanks guys
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 15, 2009, 1:46 am
Good night Mrs. Howell.......Me and my coconut radio will se ya later.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 1:39 am
later Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:37 am
Good night one and all. (Including Moooo+.)
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 1:23 am
HA! Bad ph**oshop tomorrow. I've never done ph**oshop so I should be in like flynn.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:24 am
Wait.... is veggie here? Or, is it the cucumber warrior now?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:23 am
Goodnight, cow... jumping over the moon.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:19 am
Night, Canada... just remember.... You can't stop the beat!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:18 am
Night Jon Boy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
Don't apologize CANADA....just edumacate yer self....Night Aggy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:17 am
ya i gota crash too, night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:16 am
I'm off to bed... 3 hours of sleep needed before doing hard labor. (no, not picking strawberries)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:15 am
Don't be coy.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:14 am
sorry moo, but i've never heard of him before
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
Guilty ;)
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:13 am
(and the hole in it)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:12 am
But I'm only attracted to aggy....it's the sombrero.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:11 am
Awww...you guys.....you guys, YOU Guys......I love you guys.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
I've been hit by bigger girls than you.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:10 am
already watched it
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Indeed, moooooo... and that comment, coincidentally, gets you a very hard slap. It takes the attention from the knee to the nuts.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:09 am
Jon Lajoie FTW!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Yep.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:08 am
Aren't those all the same Aggy?
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
v***** Hubris?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Support your Canadian Brother.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
@ Random and CANADA....read my thread!......Follow the instructions...You'll love it.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:07 am
Hell, I've never dated a mexican... puerto rican, argentinian and cuban... but never the meximelts.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:06 am
I know.... I'm legal.... that's sooooo not ***y.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
I like a girl who built her own truck.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:05 am
They're not avoiding you Aggy...there's just a guy on the next block with a bigger burrito.....and a green card.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:04 am
your balls in an open window on a cold night?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
Neither of you Canucks know what a blueberry blond is?......
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:03 am
I have had a lot of blonde girlfriends, but have always prefered red and brown.
MrRandom - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
Lot of brunettes in Calgary
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:02 am
No good, Canada... smart girls know well enough to stay away from me.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 4:01 am
all kinds at the U of M
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 4:00 am
Really? What the hell? Lazy-ass mexicans can't make it up to Canada? It's not like you guys don't buy oranges or anything.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:58 am
We don't have the ethnic diversity you guys do Aggy....It's either Irish girls or blueberry blonds in Canada.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:56 am
lol
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
I met her at a car show, my truck was next to her's
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
d***... is this motifake or e-harmony?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:55 am
And, lating girls are more physical... touchy-feely. Having a traditional italian upbringing, it's what I'm used to. Prefer it.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
her
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
Had one long ago... sicilian girl. MEAN! A string of those types pushed me to decide that latin girls are better... more emotional, but with better benefits... cooking, cleaning, bed, bath and beyond. Makes the arguments more bearable.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:53 am
ya i like to show here off
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:51 am
Skinny redheads.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:49 am
I wasnt showing off i made that truck myself i had alot of pride in it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:45 am
Show offs?....elaborate please.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:44 am
Awwwwwww.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:41 am
I only wanted it to happen to my other truck, they scatched my baby
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:39 am
d***, Canada... it's my theory that nothing like that ever happens to me because I want it to.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:38 am
but there was no way they could start it, i had a switch under the steering column that killed the power to the starter
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:35 am
I had it in the city for a year. i caught two guys trying to steal it. one got away and, andhe other might have needed an ambulance, not sure becausei left him there
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:34 am
Bunch of show-offs, you two.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
Anyways...errrr.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:33 am
If you had it in the city It would be stolen by now anyways.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
I like skinny redheads as well.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:32 am
she misses the truck as much as i do.I even let her drive it
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:30 am
My best friend works for the theater Union in WPG.....I might be able to hook you up. And I was just kidding aboot the Straight comment.....I've seen pics of your truck....and your GF.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:27 am
***ual bribery.........My arch nemesis. They think they control us.....v*****l Hubris be d***ed!!!!!
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
yes im strait
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:26 am
Cunning.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
My GF put me through a dry spell to take her to one in minneapolis, but i out lasted her! then took her anyway so i didnt look like an a**hole. i left friday night
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:25 am
Spam-a-lot was ok... I guess I was just expecting more of the holy grail movie.
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:24 am
Hairspray? Ugh. Mamma Mia, I could handle.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:23 am
Spamalot is the only thing I could stomach visiting a theater for.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
That's how I keep 'em coming back.....WTF? CANADA goes to musicals......I thought he was straight.
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:22 am
worst one ever! hairspray
CANADA - December 14, 2009, 3:18 am
9 hours on the road today. worst part, my GF wouldnt let me honk at the "honk if you're ho***" bumper sticker
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
Canada... what musical was it again?
agdaniele - December 14, 2009, 3:16 am
I'm sure it was a sight they'd remember for a lifetime... those sort of emotional scars never heal.


IF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - then heaven is run by our dogs and they wait at the gate to welcome you... Man, is Vick screwed!




sgt at arms -




TRAGEDY - 15 minutes of this Dog Hater's life being more important than soldiers in Iraq.




CHOKE HOLD - You're doing it WRONG! Cptn Whiskers




SWEET DREAMS - I will sleep better once his nightmare comes true.


TAGS: vick deserves worse
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:53 am
my job as in catching those kind of people. In case someone reading this thinks otherwise.
5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:52 am
ok, thanks. Its something close to my heart since its my job. I am proud of it. I figured there would be higher votes due to the hatred of him. oh well, I am still happy with it and the folks at work like it.
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 1:40 am
It's already been done here... back when it was current.... mooooo is right.... this should've tanked.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 16, 2010, 1:37 am
don't take it so personally 3.57 isn't bad....especially for this poster.....LOL.
5150monkeylove - September 16, 2010, 1:19 am
can I get some tips on this one?
5150monkeylove - September 14, 2010, 11:59 pm
wow, vote #3 hurt. At least explain what you thought of it. No reprisals here.


INDIFFERENCE - The final remaining members of the Michael Vick Fan Club




MICHAEL VICK - Are you kidding me! They're going to let this worthless bag of flesh back in the NFL, but Pete Rose is banned for life for a betting. This world just isn't right!


TAGS: michael vick pete rose wrong
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by doofenshmirtz

Haarakkon - August 7, 2009, 11:11 am
The NFL has also not endured the collective shame that was wrought on MLB by the Black Sox. 1919? Still, baseball as a sport has a much deeper appreciation for its history.
doofenshmirtz - August 7, 2009, 9:26 am
I hate to tell you guy pete never bet on his own **** and who was it hurting no one let me repeat that no one. & Mooooooooooo that is pretty funny.
Syd - August 7, 2009, 4:37 am
First, I agree that Vick should never play again... But devil's advocate - Pete Rose's issue was baseball related. Vick's wasn't football related. That'll be the arguement coming from the people who want to sell tickets to his games.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 7, 2009, 4:30 am
I don't see what the big problem with dog fighting is. The other day I saw these two b****es going at it in the bar parking lot, They were all "you stole my lipstick" and "I'll tear your weave out" It was hilarious.
Elder God Douchebag - August 7, 2009, 2:02 am
If the world isn't right, doofen-whatever, remove yourself from it. I honestly couldn't care less. Worse sh*t happens all the time.
Mikeipee - August 7, 2009, 1:04 am
Lets see, Pete Rose was caught, lied about it, and when it was too late turned around and admitted to his crimes. Mike Vick was caught, admitted it, paid his dues and now is allowed to play again. I guess being penitent pays. 20yrs is too late Pete.


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